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December 22nd, 2005 
QuadsZilla Dear Google Claus,
I know I’ve been a little naughty this year – OK alot naughty. But today I’m writing to you about something very serious. You see, it’s my little brother Timmy. He’s sick in the Hospital and the doctors don’t know how much longer he has.
He can barely speak because of his sickness or whatever. But when poor little Kenny can muster up the courage and will to speak, all he asks me is this:
“Does our Site, seoblackhat.com, rank for:
Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops
You see, ever since he heard about the Guardain stealing the top spot in the SERPs, for Eco-Friendly Flip Flops, his health has been failing. It’s like he’s lost the will to live.
//violins playing
I don’t ask for much . . . I didn’t cry when you banned those sites. But if by some miracle this post could rank #1 for Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops, I think it might help him to pull through.
This Christmas, tell your friends – tell everyone to save Jimmy. Save Jimmy by linking to this post with “Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops” in the anchor text.
There is too much hurt in this world: too much suffering. Today, you can make a difference and be a part of cure.
Won’t you please link today?
Sincerely,
QuadsZilla
</End link whoring>
PS: Save Timmy.
Posted in 
[...] Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops are all the rage in cyberspace, virtual communities, and the search engine world. QuadsZilla is looking for Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops to save little Timmy. Over in the UK the Guardian wants Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops to come under close Scrutiny from Google. Happy to oblige search engine engineer Matt Cutts says there is little competition in the Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops market. The origonator in the Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops, Bobby Jones has taken his site off line (if only we were smart enough to have saved the cache yesterday). However whats a person who’s looking for Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops to do, well to help we’ve done a little searching and come up with some links that might help you feel free to visit any of our affiliat links if you want to buy some Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops. [...]
wtf? you want googlebomb this site for Eco-Friendly Flip-Flops? for what?
SEO Black Hat
I can help save either Timmy, Jimmy, or Kenny, but not all three.
[...] The good news is that Jimmy will pull through. Because seoblackhat.com ranks number 1 in both Yahoo and MSN (Screen Shots) for eco friendly flip flops, Timmy will survive. [...]
[...] Vzporedno se je pa bila Å¡e ena bitka. seoblackhat.org je tudi želel prvo mesto v googlu na frazo “eco-friendly flip-flops”. Uspelo jim je 1. mesto na msn in yahoo. Na googlu pa ne screen-shooti. [...]
[...] Vzporedno se je pa bila Å¡e ena bitka. seoblackhat.org je tudi želel prvo mesto v googlu na frazo “eco-friendly flip-flops”. Uspelo jim je 1. mesto na msn in yahoo. Na googlu pa ne screen-shooti. [...]