Take a minute and read about the MKULTRA program on Wikipedia. Too lazy? Here’s a rundown… they studied mind control (FOR 20 YEARS!) and specifically “controlling human action through electrical impulse or other recognizable source” Think back to history class and try and remember when the television was becoming popular…..

This is “the man”s dream, to have a digital feed into every home in America. To be able to track and control your every move.

EXAMPLE 1: You’re watching David Letterman (as I was the other night) and he cracks one of his legendary jokes while tossing a peice of paper and synchronizing it with a crashing sound as it hits the camera. Shortly afterward, you’re brought to a commercial break, where he again tosses the peice of paper and you hear the same crashing sound effects. That sparks you memory to think “Oh yea he just made that funny joke ha ha” and you’ll be less likely to change the channel because you believe that Dave is funny.

All is well…

EXAMPLE 2: You’re watching CNN (as the majority of Americans do am I wrong?) and they’re talking about immigration and the bad effects it has on our communities. They’re talking about how they bring all this crime with them and that they’re stealing the Native American’s OUR resources…. and then all of a sudden, cleverly mixed in between their in-between-headlines-elevator-music you hear a distinct “BEEEEEP” and you probably wouldn’t think anything of it. But just there, you were brainwashed.

I was high at the time, so my hearing was enhanced (one of the only possible reasons I can justify a 25 year sentence for marijuana possession in some states… it makes you too smart believe it or not and is a proven anti-carcinogen) but that BEEEEEP was the exact same BEEEEEP you hear when that annoying “illegal operations” screen pops up.

You know the one I mean, you could be doing anything and then all of a sudden “Blah something illegal operation” and you’re not angry but slightly upset.

So what part of your memory gets sparked every time you hear that annoying illegal operations BEEEEP? That’s right kids, the mean, dirty, ugly, poor, money grubbing immigrants that are so bad and so so mean to you… right…

I feel terrible for all you Americans down there, soon enough we’re going to have to re-open the underground railroad.

Matter of fact, I can’t figure out why you Americans do (or go along with) anything that your president says? Most of the world (everyone who’s not in the bush’s pocket) laughed when you re-elected that IDIOT.

- He can’t properly manage a business, and that’s all America is an enormous business in debt.
- He himself has lied to you publicly on countless occasions.
- He went AWOL himself while he forces your children into the battlefield.
but most importantly…
- HE’S THE SON OF A PREVIOUS PRESIDENT, A BAD ONE AT THAT. MONARCHIES DON’T WORK PEOPLE, THEY WERE DEEMED USELESS LONG, LONG AGO.

All of these poor qualities and you RE-elected him… for what? Did he promise you a little tax break? More work?

That’s the politician’s sales pitch people. If they didn’t boast more money for you then nobody would bother voting, we’re all very selfish people at heart believe it or not. (Canajuns too!)

What I’m getting at here is that you Americans are living in a dream world. You’re walking to the beat of somebody elses drum. I’m sure even Quads can attest to that, having actually mustered up the guts to leave America considering every other county is “dangerous territory” according to the CIA World Fact Book.

It’s like watching a comet hurdling towards the center of the sun. You’re going full speed ahead not knowing that you’re going to melt because you’ve never been there before.

All of your “art” like your heartwarming “American Movies” are as cheap and cheesy as the chilly dogs sold at the concessions out front. It’s no wonder they’re 50% advertising, otherwise they’d never turn a profit!

COME TO CANADA!