The 9 Personality Types of a Comment Spammer

Work has been non-stop lately and we finally got a a few projects where they need to be. On Copyblogger, Brian Asked “What to Do When Your Idea Sucks?

In my case, i’ll just publish this crappy post and take a much needed vacation for the next few days away from my computer.

The 9 personality types of a Comment Spammer:

1. The Suck-Up:

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2. The Foreigner

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3. Mr Turrets Syndrome:

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4. The Compulsive Gambler:

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5. The Exhibitionist:

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6.The Combatant:

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7. The Crazed Drug Addict:

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8.The Insecure Guy:

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9.The Headbanger:

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Weak. :(

It could have been funny but I clearly need to recharge. SEO BlackHat should be back to form next week.

Here are some quick hat tips to interesting posts:

Comprehensive State of Online Gambling (Del.icio.us that post if you promote gambling)

SEO by the SEA’s Search Engine Ranking Factors

What’s that mean? Translating Rejections from Chick to Geek
by SEO Egghead.

Digg is Doomed Seriously, that site is sooo slow. They need some faster way to access the DB and build pages.

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10 Responses to “The 9 Personality Types of a Comment Spammer”

  1. Andrew Johnson says:

    Wow great blog! In the two weeks I’ve been reading it I’ve added 7 inches. sadfd

  2. Dudibob says:

    hey Quad, your link to seoegg head is broke ;)

  3. rxbbx says:

    Its getting better.. :)

  4. joebanner says:

    your link to seoegghead has one too may http’s. enjoy your vacation.

  5. janecopland says:

    You may think this is crappy, but it made our rainy Seattle day a bit brighter. LOL, indeed.

  6. [...] I found this at seoblackhat.com and thought I should share it with you because if you have a blog like myself and your new to blogging like I was some time ago you would get stupid spammers posting on your blog and its super annoying to have to always delete them. [...]

  7. eddie says:

    What do you think about these guys gaming Digg?

    http://www.techcrunch.com/2006/10/18/spike-the-vote-another-cancer-aimed-at-digg/

    Digg must be scared because Tech Crunch’s article received 50 quick Diggs and then was removed from the public eye.

  8. s7en says:

    Wow great site! Some really helpful information there. I’m sorry for little off-topic, but I want to ask you about design of this site. Did you make this template yourself or got from any templates website? Looks pretty cool for me :)

    hahaha!

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  10. mr japan says:

    Wonderful well this reading. More Mr Sparkle send greeting at Japan. LOL
    ;)
    just kidding