First 24 Hours in Amsterdamn

We arived in Amsterdamn (minus 1 bag that wanted to see other parts of the world apparently) around 6:00 pm and went to explore the local “coffee” shops and the red light district. Visited the Moulin Rouge for a strip show, bananna act and live sex on stage. In truth, it couldn’t have been any less sexy – but the novelty of it was pretty fun. When the male performer got on stage, my wife and I turned to each other and said in unison “It’s Jackie Chan!” – I swear, the dude was a spitting image.

Early this afternoon we took one of our MacBook Pros in to be service. It has the white screen of death (needs new hard drive) and 3 of the keys on the keyboard don’t work. But hey, at least we can still fry and egg on it.

Of course it was out of warrenty – which expired on Auguest 10th. Apple must have a fucking time bomb that goes off in their computers to destroy them once they’re out of warrenty.

Total damage was 314 euros: and now that the dollar is worth about the same as a piece of used toilet paper, that comes to $439 . . . about the price of a cheap non Apple laptop. Guess that’s what it means to “Think Different” . . . I think we just got fucked.

The Food has been good, the people nice, and the weather a bit cold and rainy – but no complaints. Amsterdamn is a lot of fun.

The Webmaster Access show starts tomorrow and I’ll probably post some highlights and pics.

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8 Responses to “First 24 Hours in Amsterdamn”

  1. georgiecasey says:

    Hahah! I was in Amsterdam there about May 2006 and I remember stumbling into the Moulin Rouge late one night and seeing a Jackie Chan lookalike fucking on stage. He’s still going strong, fair play to him.

  2. jeff419 says:

    Fuck Apple. Buy an old laptop with a decent graphics card and install Ubuntu. Or get a new one from Dell with Ubuntu pre-installed.

  3. The Next Corner says:

    Some tips for in Amsterdam

    For Friday and Saturday night the following clubs I can recommend:
    Amstel 70: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Amstel_70 (sorry in Dutch)

    Jimmy Woo: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Jimmy_Woo http://www.jimmywoo.com/

    If you would like the fancy dinner and club night, I would definitely reserve Supperclub if I were you: http://www.supperclub.com/

    Further away from the center: 11 http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/11 this club is on the 11nd floor of an old postal building

    During the day you can grab some food at: Chocolate bar http://www.diningcity.com/amsterdam/chocolatebar/index_nl.jsp
    which in the area De Pijp, where I used to live. http://www.amsterdam.info/depijp/

    A lot of the restaurants on the last site are pretty worth going. And you definitely must go to the Albert Cuyp markt, which is a market.
    Close to the chocolate is Barca: http://www.amsterdam.info/restaurants/bar-ca/

    For just a drink before going clubbing you can go to Bars:
    Suzy Wong, across the street from Jimmy Woo, http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Suzy_Wong

    Next to this is Voung http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/vuong (also restaurant)
    Around the corner: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Lux & Palladium (only on the Friday evening) http://www.palladiumamsterdam.nl/ & http://www.kroegpagina.nl/palladium/

    Next to each other, two bars that are worth wile ( near Supperclub):
    Bep: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Bep
    Diep: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Diep
    Accross the street: NL http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/NL
    And around the corner: Schuim: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/‘_t_Schuim

    Around the corner from Amstel 70: De Kroon: http://www.frommers.com/destinations/amsterdam/D36374.html

    For Restaurants:
    For dinner, Italian Cinema Paradiso http://www.cinemaparadiso.info/ is fun. Very good food, and lot’s to see. No reservations possible.
    Or trendy Bar/restaurant Suite: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Suite
    For a good Noodle meal, trendy hip restaurant Noa: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Noa
    Nice food and a good atmosphere: Kitsch: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Kitsch
    Very stylish No nonsense cuisine: Blender: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Blender
    Also nice for food and something to look around: Werck: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Werck
    If Cinema Paradiso is full, you can try Local Amsterdam: http://www.partyscene.nl/hotspots/Local_Amsterdam

    just some tips from a formal local.

    D&G

  4. Sjkv says:

    Amsterdam(n)?

    Hope you had a nice time in the Netherlands and off course that the bag wasn’t yours.

  5. rxbbx says:

    A’dam is sure fun.. have seen those banannas too.. enjoy .. agreed with that dollar issue.. its getting real annoying.

  6. filchambers says:

    Hey Quads,

    Make sure to check out a decent coffee shop – I would highly recommend the Rockery: http://en.qype.com/place/64633-Rokerij-Amsterdam

    :)

  7. Gotan Raider says:

    “Amsterdamn is a lot of fun.” enough said :)

  8. pontifixx says:

    Anyone remember when this site used to always have great Black Hat information? I hate all the political bs that goes on as much as anyone else, but if I wanted to read that crapola, I would go somehwere else. Quadszilla, I know you have tons of money in the bank, but the BH stuff is what made me a fan…