Rotate that 90 degrees, what does that look like to you?
http://www.amazon.com/Aquapets-Patrick/dp/B000O98O3M/ref=pd_bbs_3?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1216562443&sr=8-3

There was a Dora the Explorer Aqua Pet on Amazon earlier, and the reviews people had left were hilarious.
http://www.wanderings.net/notebook/Main/DoraTheExlorerSexToy

It used to be listed on Amazon but they clearly have pulled it recently, the comments went along the lines of a reviewer pretending to be quite pleased with the purchase saying something along the lines of how he bought it for his daughter, and now both his wife and daughter seem quite pleased with when he’s away on business.

Another review after that pretended to be his wife saying saying something like “2 feet up, way up” or something along those lines.

http://www.amazon.com/Pet-Pump-Cyberskin-Smoke-Ice/dp/B0013SUGWA/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1214395132&sr=1-1

Here is what I posted.

“I had great success with penis pumps back in the 70’s. I was young and had little confidence in myself because of my small size. How small was I? Japanese porn stars made me look small, that is how bad I was.

My dog, Rex has been acting a little depressed lately and I thought maybe he is suffering from the same problem I suffered in the 70’s. He hasn’t pulled any “tail” that I know of and maybe the reason is that the female dogs laugh at his small size.

Looking through Amazon the other day I found this gem, the pet pump! I followed the instructions and results! Now Rex walks around like he is the “top dog” of the house. And he is! He now makes me look like the Japanese porn star when he whips out that red rocket!

highly recommended.

PS: I gave this product 4 stars instead of 5 because there was no warning about the mess that your pet makes when “pleasured” by this thing. I just threw it in the dishwasher but it is still disgusting.”

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000II27QE/ref=cm_cr_rev_prod_img

Here is what I posted.

“If you thought spotted dick was only for little boys visiting Michael Jackson, then you are wrong. Now everyone can enjoy the salty taste of spotted dick in their mouth. For best satisfaction, make sure you swallow!”

“We are always in compliance with Section 13 from part 40 of the NRC Nuclear Regulatory Commission rules and regulations and Postal Service regulations specified in 49 CFR 173.421 for activity limits of low level radioactive materials. Item will be shipped in accordance with Postal Service activity limits specified in Publication 52.”

Anal Douche, various sexual lubes, and other insanity was listed in the “Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought” section at one time. Seriously… lolz

5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent, May 20, 2002
A tremendous book to help soothe and relax. I tried a little “pocket massage” on a train recently – it certainly relieved the stress, but do remember to chose your venue with care, especially if you are using essential oils.

“5.0 out of 5 stars Tremendous
By Henry Raddick (London UK) – See all my reviews

This pop-up book is sure to be a winner – the spiders and snakes seem to leap out of the page at you. Well-conceived and beautifully executed, it even had something for my homophobic Uncle Sandy.”

It is one of the funniest product names, products, and has some great reviews such as. The product is a small personal tank with features such as:

“400 watt premium sound with PA system, plush interior, and external camera.”

Review:

“I bought one of these Donks ’cause I thought the cops wouldn’t hastle me in it. Since it aint road legal I figured it wouldn’t matter that I don’t got a driver’s license anymore (It’s that kinda “outa the box” thinkin that’s got me where I am in life). I figured when the cops said “Billy, you know you aint supposed to be drivin a car anymore” I could say “I aint drivin a car, I’m drivin a Donk” and then crank up “Freebird” on my 400 Watt stereo as I lay down a thick patch of rubber with the 6hp fire-breathin power plant and maybe let out a rebel yell as I go up on 2 wheels and squeeze between the 2 squad cars they had set up as a road block. Then when they pulled out their guns and tried to stop me the bullets would just rikoshay off my trusty Donk as I glance matter-of-factly into the rear view mirror and flick the ash off my Marlboro in symbolic contempt of the agressors what I had just thwarted. “